As I mentioned before
I AM A TEENAGER!
According to my mother that’s “A human being with raging hormones. Somebody who cannot take control of their emotions”
That is BULLS**T
I CAN control being angry, happy, and sad at the same time.
As I have gone about my teenager life, there have been many that I notice that irritate the GODDAMN LIFE OUTTA ME!!
….Aaaaaand since I’m in a great mood I decided to list a few just so All us teens out there can relate to each other.
Unless you come under the categories below then you must DIE!
1) When my Parents decides to wake me up at stupid hours of the morning (7:45, Child torture am I right??) and not only that
THEY OPEN THE BLOODY BLINDS, and allow the huge ball of fire that happens to be in the sky to permanently BLIND me for the next ten minutes so that when im finally up im continuously walking into doors due to the white light I see everywhere I go.
WHO DOES THAT?? My parents obviously
Its not like Im not going to wake up, You only called up the staircase 43 times.
I would have been up by the 50th.
Honestly, and they say WE have no Patience!
For those of you out there who READ (Tweets, statuses and Tumblr posts are not included, you freaks :P) would know that these cuts are the most deadly things ever!
Why ….they allow paper onto planes and not Knives I will never understand.
I have never in all my life been stabbed by a knife. But a papercut…
OOOOOOOOOHH YES, many times.
It’s like a tiny little cut that hurts like you’ve been shot by a bullet fourteen times in a row and then have that same spot become a home to a hedgehog that’s forever spiking you.
Its absurd and to think that scientist have not come up for a cure for them.
Cure to cancer?? We need a cure for Papercuts, and we need it now.
3) People who don’t answer there phones.*ahem*MOTHER,FATHER,AND MY BEST MATE*ahem*
I can feel the anger rising through me as I Write this,(Im also getting glares from the other humans that are present in the room and are probably getting disturbed by my rapid furious typing.)
THE REASON YOU HAVE A PHONE IS SO THAT YOU CAN COMMUNICATE WITH ME FOR GOODNESS SAKE!
I mean, it could be an emergency.
There could be no Ice cream left in the fridge.
My toe could be stuck in the blender.
You could be the reason that kidnappers decide not to abduct me.
My wifi could be down.
You’re too busy having your phone on silent or busy having a life to answer my desperate calls.
GRIND MY GEARS MUCH!
And being in an “important”meeting with your new boss who you think hates you and you are desperate to impress is not a good enough reason for you to ignore my cal!!*ahem*
4) Those disgusting humans that feel the need to say YOLO or SWAG at every given moment in their lives.
The moment I hear them words leave the mouth of a person, BAM! I instantly hate them and want to feed them to starved crocodiles!
That doesn’t make me a judgemental pompous person; It makes me a person who hates those two words.
Some retarded people even say #YOLO
that’s not just the word YOLO.
They actually say “HASHTAG YOLO”
HOW MORE RETARDED CAN SOMEBODY GET!
The only reason somebody should EVER utter them words are if they are being squashed to death and its their only means on survival.
Even then, dying might not see as bad as having to say them words.
Desperate time, Desperate measures though!
As for YOLO/SWAG tops, they all need to be burnt and thrown into another domain.
I actually happened to pass by a young boy around 12 who crashed into a wall whilst riding his bike.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID..????
He got up and said ”LOL,YOLO RIGHT,THAT’S SWAG!”
He should not be allowed to reproduce!
His mouth should be set on fire
He is a disgrace to mankind.
Those are just FOUR things that really get me going GRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
What annoys you??
An ending on a happy note
RAINBOWS, FLOWERS, SUNSHINE, AND OTHER HAPPY THINGS J